Queen Elizabeth, Bill Clinton and Lee Kuan Yew die and go to hell. But the devil has only one phone there. Queen says, I miss my England, can I use your phone and hear how my people are doing down there.
She calls and talks about five minutes. Then she asks: Well devil, how much do I owe you for the call? The devil says: Five million pounds. She writes him a cheque and goes back to her chair .
Clinton wants to make a call too. He says I wanna call the US. He talks about ten minutes, then asks how much do I owe you devil? The devil says Ten million dollars He also writes a cheque and goes back
to his seat.
Lee Kuan Yew is jealous. He says I want to call Singapore . He calls and talks for about an hour to his son Lee Hsien Loong who is busy trying to find Mas Selamat. Then he asks the devil how much do I owe you?
The devil replies: only one dollar. Lee Kuan Yew is shocked and asks ‘why so little?’.
The devil says: if you make a call from one hell to another, IT’S LOCAL CALL.
You’re from NUS too? lol.